Step 1: Travel to Tukwila, and look for the huge blue building.
Step 2: Park
Step 3: Abandon all hope as you enter the retail labyrinth of doom!
Step 4: Find the food court and eat some swedish meatballs. Yum.
Step 5: Take a nap in the bedding section.
Step 6: Ask someone who might or might not be an IKEA employee where the actual furniture is.
Step 7: Realize you didn't read the store instructions when you entered, and that you need to document ever item you desire to purchase on a slip of paper with a golf pencil.
Step 8: Cry.
Step 9: Have a sales associate help you, and lead you (by the hand) to the warehouse where the boxes of not-assembled furniture is located.
Step 10: Use you debit card to buy not-assembled furniture. Enter your pin number: ####
Step 11: Find your car and drive home.
Step 12: Arrive home and try to decipher the instructions.
Step 13: Cry again.
Step 14: Look online for help to assemble your furniture.
Step 15: Find the word "Lutefisk" whilst researching Scandinavian furniture and culture.
Step 16: Look up Lutefisk on Wikipedia.
Step 17: Drink a beer.
Step 18: Try again to assemble your IKEA furniture.
Step 19: Somehow accidentally poke your eye with the hex tool.
Step 20: Curse loudly.
Step 21: Call your dad to come over and assemble your furniture.
Step 22: Watch the Office on Hulu.
Step 23: Laugh at Michael Scott's stupidity while your dad accidentally pokes his eye with the hex tool.
Step 24: Feel bad for dad.
Step 25: Help your dad.
Step 26: Finish, and then drink a beer.
Step 27: Ask your wife to cook Lutefisk.